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Post by Shikon on Jan 1, 2009 19:40:08 GMT -7
Granted! But instead of being a jerk, he becomes a totally self-absorbed male-chauvanistic arrogant asshole.
I wish I could -control- my telekentic powers.
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Post by Katastrophe St. John on Jan 1, 2009 20:08:22 GMT -7
Granted, but in exchange, you lose control of both urination and bowel movements. >.>
I wish I could eat queso until my heart's content and not gain an ounce.
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Post by Saikeria Moore on Jan 1, 2009 23:04:14 GMT -7
Granted, but your Queso obsesson worries your family, they check you into a mental institute. I wish Little Big Planet was ACTUALLY Fun, like they say it's suppose to be. >
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Post by Shikon on Jan 2, 2009 11:40:03 GMT -7
Granted, you wake up one day realizing it really is quite fun, but you are unable to play because your sleeves are way too long and buckled behind your back.
I wish I had more m&m's
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Post by MavericksChild on Jan 2, 2009 11:48:17 GMT -7
Granted, but all the new M&M's are covered in a certain someone's ass juice!!!!
I wish I could wish anything into exsistence!
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Post by Shikon on Jan 2, 2009 11:54:21 GMT -7
Granted! but for every wish you make, 2 previous wishes disappear.
I wish I had mouth wash...
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Post by Saikeria Moore on Jan 2, 2009 12:20:49 GMT -7
O.o I just want to know why. Lol. <.<
Granted, but mouth wash does not sufficiently clean your outh, as brushing and flossing do. Your teeth come to rot out of your head.
I wishhhh my keyboard worked right, all the time.
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Post by Shikon on Jan 2, 2009 14:03:53 GMT -7
Granted, but then by some bizarre twist of fate you get lepracy and you lose all your fingers past teh knuckles, rendering your keyboard useless to you.
I wish I didn't know why I need the mouth wash.
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Post by Saikeria Moore on Jan 2, 2009 14:24:30 GMT -7
O.o Granted but its due to alzheimers. I wish I didn't come to a certain rather perverted reasoning as to why Shikon-Player needed mouth wash.
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Post by Katastrophe St. John on Jan 2, 2009 21:31:31 GMT -7
*snickers* Granted, but it's only because she told you why and then you feel sheepish for have a gutter mind.
I wish my puppy would quit peeing on the fucking carpet even after he's been outside for like 5 hours and inside for only 2 minutes!! *flails*
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Post by Shikon on Jan 3, 2009 9:14:53 GMT -7
Granted. The Puppy learns never to pee on the carpet, however the puppy has learned that shoes on the otherhand are wonderful for peeing in. So much fun it is, that the puppy makes sure to spread the pee artound to as many shoes as it can every time it is sees a shoe.
I wish it was 70 degrees outside.
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Post by Katastrophe St. John on Jan 3, 2009 9:32:59 GMT -7
Granted, but you realize you've just moved to Texas and you now have to suffer through 110+ degrees in the summer.
I wish my house would de-decorate itself.
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Post by Shikon on Jan 3, 2009 10:00:44 GMT -7
Granted, but now that the house has the ability to redecorate itself, it also has the ability to moan, groan and complain about things. Typically that it wants tacos and cant find a way to eat them.
I wish I didnt hate hot weather.
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Post by Katastrophe St. John on Jan 3, 2009 11:50:17 GMT -7
Psst, that was de-decorate. Granted, but then you can't have it ever be higher than 65 degrees where you live. I wish I always had over $2000 in my bank account... no matter what I spent.
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Post by black_dragonet on Jan 3, 2009 15:22:22 GMT -7
Granted, but that means you've sold your son into slavery.
I wish I hadn't had to wait so long before I got bound to Ophy.
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