Ladipyre
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Post by Ladipyre on Jan 8, 2009 20:03:56 GMT -7
erm... one of the Star Trek Movies... I forget which one!
Person A: Do you swear... Person B: Every damn day!
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Post by Katastrophe St. John on Jan 8, 2009 20:24:54 GMT -7
The Mummy!
Man A: So cut off my head, and make me a martyr. The people will always remember it. Man B: No... they will forget.
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Post by Spike's Mrs on Jan 9, 2009 2:55:46 GMT -7
One of my recentish faves
Elizabeth
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Fiery 1: Hey, lady! It's against the rules to throwing other people's heads! Firey 2: Yo! You're only allowed to throw your own head! Firey 5: Yeah, that's right!
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Post by Katastrophe St. John on Jan 9, 2009 9:26:58 GMT -7
Fierys gave it away!! Labyrinth. Man: Hey, so after this is done, do you wanna go get a drink or something? Woman: Yeah, sure. I just have to check in with my parole officer. Man: You were in jail? Woman: No, prison. There is a difference. Man: Why? Too many parking tickets? Woman: No, I was convicted of murdering my husband. Needless to say, the man makes an excuse and leaves.
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Post by black_dragonet on Jan 9, 2009 9:42:00 GMT -7
*laughs* I'll have to see that one!
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Lyric
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Post by Lyric on Jan 9, 2009 22:11:15 GMT -7
Fierys gave it away!! Labyrinth. Man: Hey, so after this is done, do you wanna go get a drink or something? Woman: Yeah, sure. I just have to check in with my parole officer. Man: You were in jail? Woman: No, prison. There is a difference. Man: Why? Too many parking tickets? Woman: No, I was convicted of murdering my husband. Needless to say, the man makes an excuse and leaves. Double Jeopardy, great film. [Man holding a single sandal] I've lost a shoe... have you seen it anywhere? Excuse me, missus, I've lost a shoe... like this one. It's like this one's fellow... it's sort of the exact opposite in fact of that - not an evil version but just, you know, a shoe like this... but for the other foot. Otherwise I'd have two right...
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Post by Katastrophe St. John on Jan 9, 2009 22:22:15 GMT -7
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
"When you see the color of their panties, you know you've got talent. Stick with me son and I'll make you a star."
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Ladipyre
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Post by Ladipyre on Jan 10, 2009 18:43:24 GMT -7
oooh I love the movie, Cocktail!
Person 1: Another Rob Roy, Bishop? Person 2: You never ask a navy man if he'll have another drink, because it's nobody's goddamned business how much he's had already. Person 3: Wrong, you're drinking too much your Excellency. Person 2: Excellency, fiddlesticks, my name's Fred and I'm a man, same as you. Person 3: You're not a man, you're a bishop, for God's sakes. Person 2: There is no God...
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Post by Spike's Mrs on Jan 11, 2009 12:18:37 GMT -7
Caddyshack
Sometimes when you win, you really lose, and sometimes when you lose, you really win, and sometimes when you win or lose, you actually tie, and sometimes when you tie, you actually win or lose. Winning or losing is all one organic mechanism, from which one extracts what one needs.
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Ladipyre
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Post by Ladipyre on Jan 11, 2009 18:00:33 GMT -7
White Men Can't Jump
Person A: Can you believe this? The son of a bitch pissed on me! Person B: Y'all like that? I'm currently cooking up some turds, to go with it. Nice soft 'uns. Uhhh! Have'em out to y'all tomorrow.
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Post by Spike's Mrs on Jan 12, 2009 12:29:36 GMT -7
The Green Mile
Why me Lord? You made other men out of clay. Mine, you made out of shit.
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Lyric
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Post by Lyric on Jan 12, 2009 15:00:38 GMT -7
Any Which Way You Can
I think... no, I am positive... that you are the most unattractive man I have ever met in my entire life. You know, in the short time we've been together, you have demonstrated EVERY loathsome characteristic of the male personality and even discovered a few new ones. You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor and you smell. You're not even interesting enough to make me sick.
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Post by Katastrophe St. John on Jan 12, 2009 15:53:44 GMT -7
Witches of Eastwick. "You know, if I were as pathetic as you are, I would have killed myself *ages* ago. You should get on with it."
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Post by Spike's Mrs on Jan 13, 2009 0:22:50 GMT -7
THe Craft
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings
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Post by black_dragonet on Jan 13, 2009 5:43:59 GMT -7
It's a Wonderful Life
That one is one of my favourite moments from all the movies I've watched: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. .45 here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin, Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.
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