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Post by Spike's Mrs on Jan 13, 2009 12:34:19 GMT -7
Pulp Fiction ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ One, two, coming for you. Three, four, better lock your door. Five, six, grab your crucifix. Seven, eight, better stay awake. Nine, ten, never sleep again
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Ladipyre
Green Card Holder
PUH!
Posts: 4
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Post by Ladipyre on Jan 14, 2009 5:40:08 GMT -7
Nightmare On Elm Street
Woman: Drop your pants. Man: What? Woman: When do people always show up, (man's name)? What are we doing? Consider it an experiment in probability theory.
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Post by Spike's Mrs on Jan 15, 2009 0:13:51 GMT -7
Wrong Turn
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Person A: OK, stay in. But will you at least get out of those pajamas? You've been in them for over a week! Person B: So what? Who the hell are you, the clothes police?
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Post by Katastrophe St. John on Jan 15, 2009 6:51:53 GMT -7
*cries buckets* Beaches
"At the temple, there is a poem called "Loss" carved into the stone. It has three words, but the poet has scratched them out. You cannot read Loss, only feel it."
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Post by mmmocha on Jan 19, 2009 7:00:25 GMT -7
Memoirs of a Geisha
Person A: I see they hobbled you. Person B: It's been a while since I was in a fight. I panicked. Fell back, like to have broke my foot. Person A: Ornery old fool. Person B: Well, or that damned Cuban cigar got me riled up.
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Post by Spike's Mrs on Jan 20, 2009 3:17:29 GMT -7
Open Range
I know that, Mr. Man! They also called them serials. I'm not stupid ya know... Anyway, my favourite was Rocketman, and once it was a no breaks chapter. The bad guy stuck him in a car on a mountain road and knocked him out and welded the door shut and tore out the brakes and started him to his death, and he woke up and tried to steer and tried to get out but the car went off a cliff before he could escape! And it crashed and burned and I was so upset and excited, and the next week, you better believe I was first in line. And they always start with the end of the last week. And there was Rocketman, trying to get out, and here comes the cliff, and just before the car went off the cliff, he jumped free! And all the kids cheered! But I didn't cheer. I stood right up and started shouting. This isn't what happened last week! Have you all got amnesia? They just cheated us! This isn't fair! HE DID'NT GET OUT OF THE COCK - A - DOODIE CAR!
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Lyric
Mosquito
Lestat's Violin
Posts: 22
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Post by Lyric on Jan 20, 2009 4:41:46 GMT -7
Misery
Person A: Do the words 'Give up' mean anything to you? Person B: *Grins and shakes head* Not a thing.
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Post by Spike's Mrs on Mar 14, 2009 15:34:57 GMT -7
It's taken me over a month to find the answer to this one but at last I got it....
Cool Runnings 1993
next quote It's my engine in that car, I gave them that engine and that's what my boys are pushing.
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Post by Nightmistress on Mar 15, 2009 6:51:58 GMT -7
Days of thunder. Know that one thanks to the grandfather >.<
Your motives may be nobler than hers, but you still move us around like pieces on a game board. What has my mother given up for your Avalon? My father died at Uther's hands because of you. My poor innocent brother Arthur, who was a baby on my lap, and loved me as no other! And I loved him! Look what you've done to us. You've twisted our love, and turned it into shame, all for the sake of Avalon! No! I will not kill the child within me, but I will not let you take him to Avalon! I will not let you twist and bend him to your will!
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Jaenelle
Fresh Corpse
D'dary Egoist
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Post by Jaenelle on Mar 15, 2009 14:45:19 GMT -7
Excalibur, right?
"Ok, so why are we here? Probably to answer the most basic question: "What is wrong with you people?"
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Post by Spike's Mrs on Mar 15, 2009 15:50:38 GMT -7
Quite an easy one , my daughters favourite horror movie.
The Haunting
Next quote
I have to help Wayne with his bogo pogo
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Post by Nightmistress on Mar 15, 2009 17:17:49 GMT -7
Excalibur, right? "Ok, so why are we here? Probably to answer the most basic question: "What is wrong with you people?" Nopers. it's Mists of Avalon and the quote afterward is Strictly Ballroom . ---------------------------------------------------------------------- I have a theory about this. Everyone in the city is having sex at the exact same time... except for us. But we will press on.
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Coquette
Mosquito
Barbed Wire Princess
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Post by Coquette on Mar 15, 2009 20:22:01 GMT -7
Must Love Dogs.
On the topic of sex...
"Let me just say that if God was a city planner he would not put a playground next to a sewage system!"
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Post by Spike's Mrs on Mar 16, 2009 2:37:07 GMT -7
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Person A: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person B: One does not know, sir, possibly a predator was behind the chicken, or possibly there was a female chicken on the other of the road, if it's a male chicken. Possibly a food source, or depending on the season it might be migrating. One hopes there's no traffic. Person A: To get to the other side. Person B: To get to the other side. Ah, why is that funny?
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Post by Lasc Talon on Mar 16, 2009 6:25:37 GMT -7
Bicentennial Man.
Person A: Who are you? Person B: Explorers in the further regions of experience. Demons to some. Angels to others.
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